Vulnerability Slayer Hoodie

This mid-weight hoodie carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek graphic that speaks to online security nerds and privacy-minded creators. The centered artwork layers glitchy, neon botanical elements behind blocked-out text reading “VULNERABILITY SLAYER,” giving the piece an offbeat cyberpunk-meets-garden energy. It feels lived-in and quietly defiant — the kind of hoodie you pull on for late-night debugging sessions, community meetups, or coffee-shop planning sprints. Soft inside, roomy through the body, and built with practical details like a double-lined hood and kangaroo pouch pocket, it balances statement-making style with everyday comfort.

Wearers will appreciate the thoughtful construction: a smooth cotton/poly blend that holds print well, tear-away neck label for comfort, and color-matched drawcord for a finished look. The design reads clearly across the chest from a short distance, so it starts conversations without shouting. This is a piece for people who like smart humor, internet-culture references, and durable basics that still show personality.

Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and quick storage
- 50/50 cotton–poly blend (medium-heavy 8 oz/yd²) for warmth and print stability
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for durability and style
- Tear-away DTF inner neck label for comfortable, scratch-free wear
- No side seams (tubular knit) reduces waste and creates a clean silhouette

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed